| There is nothing like being young. And
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| | a keg stand or doing a beer bong. He is
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| there is nothing like being young and
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| | also the instigator of the group, known
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| bored on a Saturday night. Especially
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| | for calling you a pansy (along with all
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| when you are in college, and get together
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| | sorts of other names I will refrain
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| with your buddies who are also bored on a
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| | from), if you can't hold your liquor.
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| Saturday night. That is usually a formula
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| | On this night, Tommy sat right next to
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| for life long memories that will be
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| | Jimmy and said he would be pouring the
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| anything but boring!
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| | drinks if someone else would deal. Little
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| When you are in college, it is pretty
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| | did I know that Jimmy was about to be
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| inevitable that you will find yourself
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| | taken for a ride. On the ensuing hand,
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| strapped for cash. That's not to say that
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| | the glasses were filled as Jimmy said
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| you won't still find yourself drinking,
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| | "Drink up losers" and downed his shot. As
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| playing poker, or both! It's funny how it
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| | everyone else drank, they all had a
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| works out that you will not have money to
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| | puzzled look on their face while Tommy
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| eat or play in a real cash poker game,
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| | made a face to all at the table except
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| but you will always find some liquor in
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| | Jimmy. Jimmy also began blurting "I
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| the house. (Or will somehow scrape
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| | wonder which one of you pansies is going
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| together enough money for a 12 pack of
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| | to puke first, sure won't be me," as he
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| beer.)
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| | laughed and checked his cards.
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| During times of strife like this, my
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| | Understanding the look that Tommy had
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| friends and I would play a game called 5
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| | secretly given us, everyone kept drinking
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| Card Poker Shots. The game involved no
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| | and playing cards making small talk as
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| money, but did include shot glasses for
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| | the bottles began to empty. After an hour
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| each person. The rules of the game were
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| | or so, Jimmy started to rock back in his
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| very simple. Every one gets dealt 5
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| | chair making odd breathing noises as well
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| cards. You are allowed to trade up to 3
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| | as spitting. Halfway through his 15th
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| cards when it is your turn. Every one
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| | shot or so he began to vomit all over
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| except the person with the winning hand
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| | himself complaining that he did not feel
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| has to do a shot.
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| | well. Stumbling over to the couch he
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| I recall one night where vodka was the
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| | passed out while Tommy got out a couple
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| drink of choice as host Tommy had 2
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| | of pens and his digital camera.
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| bottles of it in his kitchen (or so we
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| | You can pretty much put together what
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| thought). My roommate Jimmy was with me
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| | happened. Turns out Tommy had filled one
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| that night, which always makes for an
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| | of the bottles with water and had been
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| entertaining evening. Jimmy loves to play
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| | pouring the vodka only in Jimmy's glass.
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| poker, but loves even more to drink. He
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| | This night everyone knew which pansy was
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| is always the guy that you can find doing
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| | puking first.
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