| Why is now the perfect time for some fun
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| | Rodriguez, I am no longer the most
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| and entertaining David Letterman quotes?
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| | overpaid disappointment in New York
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| Because his birthday is right around the
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| | City."
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| corner! Dave's going to be 61! Let's help
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| | 9. "I'm fifty, and I look like a regular
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| him celebrate by reflecting on these 15
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| | guy. You look like a poodle."
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| hilarious David Letterman quotes.
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| | 10. "This is TV the way it's supposed to
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| 1. "Dick Cheney said he was running
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| | be, ain't it?"
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| again. He said his health was fine, 'I've
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| | 11. "I don't know if you've ever seen
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| got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.'
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| | this show. Hell, I don't even know if
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| Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in
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| | you're watching now."
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| good health, isn't it?"
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| | 12. "For the love of God, folks, don't
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| 2. "Last night the United States dropped
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| | try this at home."
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| four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein.
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| | 13. "USA Today has come out with a new
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| I don't know anything about explosives,
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| | survey - apparently, three out of every
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| but, my God, do those things even need to
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| | four people make up 75% of the
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| explode?"
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| | population."
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| 3. "President Bush has been silent on
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| | 14. "New York now leads the world's great
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| Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't
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| | cities in the number of people around
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| pronounce Schwarzenegger."
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| | whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
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| 4. "President Bush has said that he does
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| | 15. "I cannot sing, dance or act; what
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| not need approval from the UN to wage
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| | else would I be but a talk show host."
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| war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he
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| | Very few people can get me on the floor
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| didn't need the approval of the American
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| | rolling with laughter. David Letterman is
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| voters to become president, either."
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| | one of them. He truly has a gift for
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| 5. "There is no 'off' position on the
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| | making people laugh. Let's help him
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| genius switch."
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| | celebrate his birthday this year. These
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| 6. "Power corrupts. Absolute power is
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| | David Letterman quotes are a great way to
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| kind of neat."
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| | start.
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| 7. "There is a new billboard outside Time
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| | For more funny quotes, check out the
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| Square. It keeps an up-to-minute count of
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| | popular funny quotes section of
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| gun-related crimes in New York. Some
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| | Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com, a
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| goofball is going to shoot someone just
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| | website that specializes in 'Top 10'
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| to see the numbers move."
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| | lists of quotations in dozens of
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| 8. "I got some good news earlier today
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| | categories.
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| before the show. Thanks to Alex
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